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I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
this is an emotional support booty call
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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