Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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