I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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