Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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