he puts the penis in happiness.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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