Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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