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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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