It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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