I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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