She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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