forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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