Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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