I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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