so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
