The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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