His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
