drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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