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D3 body, D1 cock

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

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asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(207): View more from Maine

Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.

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(315): View more from New York

Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this

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