can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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