She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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