is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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