he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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