Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Its about making memories worth repressing
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
