Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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