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  Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (214): View more from Texas

  decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?

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  Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number

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• (917): View more from New York City

  How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?

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  I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.

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