what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?