chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...