Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher

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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

(770): View more from Georgia

I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(816): View more from Missouri

you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

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(214): View more from Texas

No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex

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(503): View more from Oregon

I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.

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