Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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