Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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My vagina just recognized that song.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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