She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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