you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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