Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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