god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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