i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i think we sleep fucked last night...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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