girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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