Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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