i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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