is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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