I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
