Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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