Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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