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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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