i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
