Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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