Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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