with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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