His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't think brook has ever known best
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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