Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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