We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
