I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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