glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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