He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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