Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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