Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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