I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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