Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
