Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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