did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
