Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
