He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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