Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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She bit a glass in half.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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